the chortling mule





I'm Mia and this is my other blog. I post random stuff that stands out to me in some way.



panic-at-the-dildos:

IM STILL LAUGHING AT THIS
the windows….

Night blogers really speak to me

somuchfandoms:

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like… what even

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inspires you to

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write such things 

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that dont make 

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any sense

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WHAT SO EVER

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gaaraofsuburbia:

athee-fille:

musiqchild007:

tctisi:

It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.
Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.
We were just misinterpreting it.

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I can’t get over the gif

WAIT

20:13

2013

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john-robbie:

vietnamzee:

since I’ve never seen someone actually post the song on tumblr

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LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VERSION OF THIS SONG

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serialkiller-obsessed:

Last Words
Ted Bundy - “I’d like you to give my love to my family and friends.”
Aileen Wuornos - “I’d just like to say I’m sailing with the rock, and I’ll be back like Independence Day, with Jesus June 6. Like the movie, big mother ship and all, I’ll be back.”
John Wayne Gacy -“Kiss my ass.”
Carl Panzram - “Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around!”
Jeffrey Dahmer - “I don’t care if I live or die. Go ahead and kill me.”
Peter Kurten - “Tell me, after my head has been chopped off, will I still be able to hear, at least for a moment, the sound of my own blood gushing from the stump of my neck? That would be a pleasure to end all pleasures.” 
James French - “Hey fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French fries’!”
 Sean Flannagan - “I love you.” (spoken to the executioner)
Robert Drew - “Remember, the death penalty is murder.”
Tom Ketchum -  “I’ll be in hell before you start breakfast, boys. Let her rip!”

Guys, I promise to do this..

standupforthelove:

whoever re-blogs this, i will put all your URLS in this folder in a word documentimage

starting on 8th on January (1 week today) i will randomly pair up all of you with another URL and you will be their stalkers for the week and tell each other who you are at the end of the week. I will do this regardless of how many re-blogs. Please please please make sure than your ask box is open with anon available.

SO GET RE-BLOGGING!!!!

Aimee xoxo

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